If you’re anything like me, then you’ve been waiting for season 6 of Schitt’s Creek to hit Netflix ever since season 5 of Schitt’s Creek hit Netflix. Like me, I bet you’ve also eaten an irresponsible amount of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups today and haven’t done laundry since June (at this point the dryer is less a “dryer” and really more of a “second closet”), but let’s just focus on the positives.
Such as, for instance, the fact Schitt’s Creek is available on Netflix, and whatever misguided ex of yours generously granted you their password has yet to change it. It’s a good day! To celebrate, here are the books on your English syllabus summed up in iconic Schitt’s Creek quotes.